December 2011
RT @CaboBobs: Help support Dublin Dr. Pepper. Come get your t-shirt at Cabo Bob’s http://t.co/Fn7Lz2C9
Thank you, Green Bay! #Cowboys
44-3. lol #OUsucks
Animals > People
November 2011
And the air machine didn’t work (busted nozzle). Of course, I didn’t find that out until I had deposited my money. Thanks, Exxon.
Photo: View of No. 18 fairway from the green. (Taken with Instagram at Grey Rock Golf Club) http://t.co/la0mtYRh
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Hahaha! #OU just lost to #Baylor! Wait…they’re probably gonna kick our asses too. Oh well, OU still sucks! #OUsucks #hookem
(Ditto.) RT @cmckee76: Set motivation to warp factor zero. #engage
If #Tebow could learn how to throw the ball, he’d be a bad ass. Great final drive there. Pretty fun to watch. #NFL
(Felix who? haha ) RT @calvinwatkins: Felix Jones should retire.
Mizzou’s first win over Texas since 1997. I guess they had to beat us some time. Oh well… #hookem #UT
I’m drinking a Boulevard Pale Ale and eating Cheez-Its. What are YOU doing? (sponsored)
I’m drinking a Shiner Holiday Cheer from @ShinerBeer at Icenhauer’s via @BrewskiMe. Love this beer! http://t.co/Q03Dy2aa
(Word.) RT @LauraCreekmore: No athletic prowess or accomplishments can make up for complete lack of character and humanity.
Just ran out of gas on the way to work. Awesome! #helpisontheway
Ladies: What’s with the constant RTing of (mostly stupid) quotes?
As usual, @jacquestaylor tells it how it is. #Cowboys http://t.co/pU0J5xVL
3-day work week! w00t!! #fb
May 2011
And as soon as I tweet, @HBOGO magically starts working. Rock on! #gameofthrones
Carl Edwards is a douche. So is @KyleBusch. #NASCAR #SprintAllStar
Havin’ a few drinks at @blacksheeplodge with Thor. Y’all should be jealous, yo.
RT @GeorgeTakei: Schwarzenegger confesses to fathering baby with house staff member, but explains that child is destined to bring down S …
This is the second time I’ve been at @24DinerATX while BJ from The BJ and Handy Show has been here. Weird…
Hole No. 1 @ Bluebonnet Hill GC http://instagr.am/p/EPzic/
Spotted at lunch today. I think she was going commando too. #crackkills #fb http://t.co/nm4PFey
Judging by today’s lunch crowd, most of y’all already know this, but avoid Hickory Street Bar & Grill. Glad we had a Groupon today…
Hey ATXers: Y’all have a recommendation for a fencing company? Part of my wooden privacy fence is falling down & I don’t wanna deal with it.
Damn, #gameofthrones is really, really good! Already can’t wait for next week’s episode!
Man, #NBC really dumbed down the #Derby broadcast. Showing the race speed in mph and the number of *yards* left down the stretch? WTF?
Time for tacos and cervezas! Yes, plural! #thethreeamigos (@ Alamo Drafthouse Cinema – Ritz w/ 4 others) [pic]: http://4sq.com/j2zMx3
Don’t need a history lesson. Just tell us how we killed the SOB.
Kinda disappointed that the President didn’t give more props to our armed forces. #waytogoboys
I’m really enjoying #gameofthrones. Trying to decide if I should start reading the books or not.
April 2011
The @netflix app sucks and their website won’t load on my iPad (“too many redirects”). WTF? Don’t wanna turn on a real computer. #fwp
(Fucked up. #NFLdraft) RT @mortreport: Amukamara non-football note: He has five sisters (Princess, Promise, Peace, Precious, & Passionate)
(Word.) RT @Samantha_Steele: Draft Day > The Royal Wedding
These refs are pretty shitty. #GoSpursGo
Just went into a Walmart for the first time in years. I feel dirty. I’m also reminded why I never shop there.
Headed home to watch the game. Looks like Pop needs to chew some ass during halftime. #GoSpursGo
For the most part, Twitter = #circlejerk.
Manu is the man. #GoSpursGo
April 19th and it’s already 97 degrees. Fun! http://t.co/1zlS2N8
22 years ago today, @RealJerryJones purchased a majority interest in the Dallas #Cowboys. Doesn’t seem like it’s been that long…